BIKER CLUB 101
IF YOU COMMIT A CRIME
1 YOU WILL BE ARRESTED
2 YOU WILL BE INCARCERATED
3 YOU WILL STAY IN JAIL FOR SEVERAL WEEKS BEFORE YOU GET A BOND HEARING, IF YOU ARE ABLE TO GET A BOND AT ALL.
4 YOU WILL BE SENTENCED AND YOU MAY GO TO PRISON.
5 YOU WILL NOT GET TO “RIDE YOUR MOTORCYCLE” FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR INCARCERATION, WHICH MAY BE NEVER AGAIN.”
6 YOUR CLUB BUDDIES MAY SELL OR RIP-OFF YOUR BIKE WHILE YOU ARE INCARCERATED.
7 YOUR BUDDIES WILL STEAL YOUR WIFE. “ I’D BET ON THAT ONE” !
8 YOUR BUDDIES WON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU WHILE YOU’RE DOING TIME, IN FACT, THEY WONT COME SEE YOU VERY OFTEN, IF AT ALL.
9 WHEN YOU GET OUT AND IF YOU GET OUT YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BUT YOU CAN TELL YOUR CELL MATE HOW TOUGH YOU USED TO BE.
10 DID YOU LEARN ONE THING FROM THE 10 TOPICS JUST STATED?
YOU MUST BE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID IF YOU BREAK THE LAW !
COMMITTING A CRIME AGAINST ANY FEDERAL OFFICER IS A CAPITOL OFFENSE.
ARE YOU STUPID ENOUGH TO BREAK ANY OF THESE LAWS BELOW?
IF SO “WE DO NOT MIND ARRESTING YOU.”
STALKING
AGGRAVATED STALKING
SURVEILLANCE ON A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
STALKING A FEDERAL OFFICER OR AGENT
AGGRAVATED STALKING A FEDERAL OFFICER OR AGENT
SURVEILLANCE ON A FEDERAL OFFICER
COMMITTING ANY CRIME AGAINST ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
SEE YOU’RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK !
